CURSE YOU, TEACHER CORRINE!!

I've mentioned in previous posts some of the funny things the girls have said or done lately. (Like the other day when Mo said, "Thanks, Old Lady!" in reference to me.) But this next instance is all Teacher Corrine's fault and we give her full blame and want her to know she is on our list!!

Teacher Corrine is a bundle of energy who has taught me a lot and continues to teach me, Mo and Oak something every week at class. But why this, Corrine? Why?!?

Class starts with a circle time and we greet every child with a "Hello" song. That's where trouble begins. Now that's all we hear from Oak. Seriously, that's all we hear;

"Hello Morgan. Hello Morgan. Hello Morgan. We're-glad-you're-Morgan-today! HEY!!"

That's not the real song, but it's close and it's Oak's version. I put dashes in the last line because it's all kind of one word slurred together when she sings it. It's cute the first 500 times it's sung, but now? Not so cute!!!

"Hello Babe. Hello Babe. Hello Babe. We're-glad-you're-Morgan-today. HEY!" Yes, it's the same last line most of the time. Like when she sings...

On the way to B's school; "Hello choo-choo train. Hello choo-choo train..."

The phone rings; "Hello Papa. Hello Papa..."

She's watching Mickey Mouse; "Hello Goofy. Hello Goofy..."

She goes potty; "Good-bye poop. Good-bye poop. Good-bye poop. I'm glad you're flushed today! HEY!!" (I had to let you know the ending of that song. Wouldn't want to leave you hangin' with such a deep topic...)

So, Corrine, we love you! We are so glad you are our teacher. We can't wait for Tuesdays to come, but WE HATE THIS SONG!!!

A side note to Corrine... this song is right there on the yuck list with Pokey Bear. That's how sick of it we are!